Today we celebrate all saints catholic-islanders as you well know being holy, holy men and supersantos. Tomorrow we celebrate the deaths of those who glièstramorto. Happy birthday to nazzinker pope and all his followers for ever and ever. And as a song says Caparezza "but if you really like but sin is death ... nun vammazzate ???".
pray together all the saints in para-DIRIS Islander:
the patron saint of the bars SAN BITTER
the patron saint of refreshments SAN DWICH
the patron saint of drunkards Sangiovese
the patron saint of fast- HOLY food STAPANE
the patron saint of embroidery SAN GALLO
the patron saint herbalists SANT 'ISAN
the patron saint of the Indo-European languages \u200b\u200bSAN scriptures
the patron saint of those suffering from tuberculosis SAN ATOR
the patron saint of the Philistines SAN SONE
the patron saint of plumbers SAN ITAR
the patron saint of San Marzano tomatoes
the patron saint of Don Quixote SAN CHOPANZA
the patron saint of shoe SAN DALO
the patron saint of tigers SAN Dokan
the patron saint of ice cream MONTANA SAN
the patron saint of saints SAN TINO
the patron saint of the holy killers SAN GUINARIO
Protector of the Church Sanctuary SAN
the patron saint of fishermen SAN PEI
the patron saint of the holy
phones SAN SUNG protector of revolutionary SAN BRIEF
the patron saint of fines SAN TION
the patron saint of pastry chefs SANT 'HONORE'
the patron saint of respondents SA'N DICK
the patron saint of television shows on the left SAN TORO
the patron saint of guitarists SAN den
The patron saint of the Cyclades? San Torini
the patron saint of refreshments SAN DWICH
the patron saint of drunkards Sangiovese
the patron saint of fast- HOLY food STAPANE
the patron saint of embroidery SAN GALLO
the patron saint herbalists SANT 'ISAN
the patron saint of the Indo-European languages \u200b\u200bSAN scriptures
the patron saint of those suffering from tuberculosis SAN ATOR
the patron saint of the Philistines SAN SONE
the patron saint of plumbers SAN ITAR
the patron saint of San Marzano tomatoes
the patron saint of Don Quixote SAN CHOPANZA
the patron saint of shoe SAN DALO
the patron saint of tigers SAN Dokan
the patron saint of ice cream MONTANA SAN
the patron saint of saints SAN TINO
the patron saint of the holy killers SAN GUINARIO
Protector of the Church Sanctuary SAN
the patron saint of fishermen SAN PEI
the patron saint of the holy
phones SAN SUNG protector of revolutionary SAN BRIEF
the patron saint of fines SAN TION
the patron saint of pastry chefs SANT 'HONORE'
the patron saint of respondents SA'N DICK
the patron saint of television shows on the left SAN TORO
the patron saint of guitarists SAN den
The patron saint of the Cyclades? San Torini
(from bastardidentro)
To these I add:
the protector of emigrants: SAN EGGHIUTO
the protector of the tamers of tigers: SAN Dokan
the protector of illegal immigrants without : SAN PAPIER
and its most effective: SAN ATORIA
PS: se vi dovesssero mancare santi da bestemmiare vi consiglio il calendario di frate indovino o quello della canalis... tra i quelli piu gettonati vi ricordo:
santa maria vergine e cannabis
san marcello porcello monaco
santa lauretta la troietta addolarata
san bagget bozzo il tozzo strozzo che si ingozza
san silvio re martire dei comunisti
san diego pibe de oro
san visco il vispo del fisco
Ricordate che tutti voi o sconfessati scurnacchiati scomunicati scostumati scassambrelle scannapecore potete diventare SANTI ISOLANI basta versare 1000 esconvueltos sul conto del mimmostro dell'econonostra quisottoscritto oppure se vi è piu' comfortable you can do one of the following miracles:
- to become the center-left but at least I'm not saying the left of center
- to regrow hair Colonel
- get rid of the ridge dell'australopiteco
- to become a knight of incense altar boys narcotic substances
- come get the stigmata and healing lepers and tuberculosis by tubercolanti lebbraggine
(old photo celha done!) - to reveal statues of the pious PPIO father in Montevergine taking punches in the making Our Lady of Fatima crying blood
hidden you can do it
siempre hasta pasta!
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